The Silver Serpent

Good tidings! I'm Marcille, and I'd like to announce the opening of the Silver Serpent, now offering enchantments and assorted magical services. Including:

• Healing, protective spells, and minor prayers. Prevent the awful awkwardness of being possessed by the unscrupulous spirits! Boost your petrification resistance before taking on that nasty basilisk nest! Amaze your friends with your ability to literally walk on water!
• Quick and convenient demolition for very reasonable prices...
• Private magic lessons
• Rare item retrieval
• Magical item repair and commission, specializing in staves and grown/organic materials. No metalforging, sorry.
• Ghost control through dispersal and holy water treatment. Please note that we do NOT capture ghosts and that ghost infestations are usually a symptom of underlying issues, including malignant spirit binding rituals. Treatment of these issues can be complex and may require more than a single spot treatment.
• Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night? Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic? Call the professionals -- WE'RE READY TO BELIEVE YOU!

And of course, ad hoc consultation and additional services upon request!